Comments for Shambollocks!

Comment on Three Reasons Jedi Doesn’t Suck by Jesse Holland

Jesse Holland — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 05:00:16 +0000

1. Desert vagina sends Boba Fett back into the womb.

2. Ewok dies and somehow warrants a 12-second shot of his friend whimpering.

3. Luke runs like a fairy (from the Rancor). Actually he runs like Steven Seagal in Above the Law.

Comment on The Ballad of Johnny Cage by Jesse Holland

Jesse Holland — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:45:47 +0000

JC was actually based on JCVD. They finally get a movie made and Mr. “I’d rather do Streetfighter” turns it down. Jerk.

Comment on The Ballad of Johnny Cage by curt el tinio

curt el tinio — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:27:58 +0000

Did you know that Dan Fordin (sp) is coordinating this upcoming match?

Comment on The Ballad of Johnny Cage by Can Do Kid

Can Do Kid — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:42:36 +0000

Former pro wrestler? Former Power Ranger? The only way MMA could gain less creditability with me is if they hired Dick Cheney as a fight manager.

Oh, and friendship fatalities are for the kind of people who want free health care.

Yeah…you!

Comment on The Ballad of Johnny Cage by Jenny Cakes

Jenny Cakes — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:49:51 +0000

I always chose one of the two ninja sisters, Kitana or the purple one. And once I mastered how to throw a “death fan”, that’s the only move I would use. Needless to say, I didn’t win often.

But I do love the Friendship Fatalities!

Comment on The Ballad of Johnny Cage by moobizzle

moobizzle — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:27:11 +0000

You know, the Jason the Red Power Ranger (played by Austin St. John) once came to a Ford dealership on the southside to sign autographs… nobody came.

Comment on A Live One- The Cure Cleveland Music Hall ‘85 by Kate

Kate — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:42:47 +0000

I still love em Mikey!

Comment on Shambollocks! Finally Finds Its Moriarty by Can Do Kid

Can Do Kid — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:28:54 +0000

First, if you start an argument with name-calling, you’re not going to get much respect.

Second, I’m only giving Mike Conklin a dose of his own medicine. If you call somebody out on the web, expect you yourself to get called out in return.

I can’t help it if he embodies nearly everything wrong with our current media culture.

That’s for his therapist and him to work out.

Comment on Shambollocks! Finally Finds Its Moriarty by NateBrown

NateBrown — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:42:21 +0000

This makes you look like a petty twit. You do realize this, yes?

Comment on Don’t Worry, Be Peculiarly Happy by Mister Furious

Mister Furious — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:15:23 +0000

I heard that, after the band broke up, the lead singer moved in with the drummer, aka “Stands No Less Than 100ft From Schools”