Shambollocks! » Judge Reinhold http://www.shambollocks.com The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:38:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 PIRATE UPDATE!!!! They’ve Reached Our Shores!!! http://www.shambollocks.com/2009/04/24/pirate-update-theyve-reached-our-shores/ http://www.shambollocks.com/2009/04/24/pirate-update-theyve-reached-our-shores/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:49:38 +0000 Mister Furious http://www.shambollocks.com/?p=1973

Learn it. Know it. Plunder it.

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I hate being the bearer of bad news, but apparently the “Pirate Issue” has escalated. According to this file photo, they’ve traded their bass boats and RPGs in for a light blue 1960 Buick LeSabre and pots of scalding coffee. Don’t let the goofy smile fool you, this brigand has a flash temper and will turn on you at the drop of a skull n’ bones hat. He has absolutely no tolerance for surly burger customers and poorly secured pool houses. If you must approach, please F***ing knock!!! Jeez…

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