I consider myself to be a man of many passions. I take pleasure in watching Bruce Lee movies, I get a “kick” out of soccer, I relish the use of awful puns, I like assuming that everybody appreciates my incessant emails and forwarded articles, and I absolutely adore composing run-on sentences.
I used to think that these things made me happy, but I was wrong. Sure, I get a charge out of doing these things, but I discovered that your not really “happy” unless you’re “Porno-Mustached-Keyboardist-Sporting-A-Fringe-Jacket-In-The-Woods” Happy. I don’t think I have EVER been as jubilant in my entire life as this fella is at the :23 second mark. Who among us can honestly say that they have?

Oh…and you have to watch the ENTIRE video or else this guy will haunt your dreams.